Girl: "hehehe...let's play naked tag! hehehe"

Overheard in: Thomson Rez

...?

So where did the whole thing about Islam and Jihaad come from?

Overheard in: an office on campus

It's all about the 'up and down'.

"Elevators are sexy. You get deep inside them and they shoot you up and down ---so many people use em, but no one really gets how they work"

Overheard at: 90U rez complex

Jesus told me to do it

Homeless looking man, walking around with pamphlets: "You kids think you're so smart, going to university. Do you? Well, you know what makes you smart? Knowing the way of Jesus ... knowing the amount of people that you need to convert to get into heaven! And until you kids learn that, you and your BA's are all going straight to hell!"

Overheard at: Laurier crosswalk that leads to Tabaret.

Every little think that you say or do...

Preppy girl: I just ... don't know what you want from me.
Preppy boy: You just need to relax more. Especially during sex. You're so hung up on sex.
Preppy girl, embarassed and lowering her voice: I am not hung up on ... sex!
Preppy boy: Yeah you are! You never let me do you up the ass!

Overheard at: 90u complex

Feeling funny in the vajayjay?

Girl: "Oh my god! I have to douche!"

Overheard in: University Centre

Overheard: The European Edition

Gars: "bon ça va hein, pas besoin de m'casser les couilles hein!
Fille: "Ches NOUS là, une couille c't'une gosse. Puis une gosse là, c't'une testicule. Puis une testicule là, ça FARME sa YEULE à c't'heure cite!"

Overheard in: Belgium

Now with special sauce.

Girl: "...asked me to suck on his toes for a bit but the nails were like all yellow and I almost vomited on his feet."

Overheard in: Rez complex

I wonder if that's how professors give grades, too...

"So I just put all my possible majors in a hat and picked one at random. That's how I chose my school too."
Overheard at: Arts Building.

I hope you're talking about produce...

Person #1: "Yours is probably nicer than mine though."

Person #2: "Yeah...mine's firm."

Overheard at: an office on campus