Someone missed the sensitivity training.

Guy #2: "Good times!" *goes for high-five*

Guy #1: "NO! WHAT the F*CK is WRONG with you!? I GOT CHLAMYDIA! F*CK!"

Overheard: on Campus.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Guy looks at cellphone: [Screaming] "Ya dats right BITCH! Dats cuz yo man cheatin on you!"

Overheard on: 95 bus on the way to Campus stop.

Awkward...

Girl holding hands and being all "lovey" with this dude, talking to another girl:

Girl: "Ya, I'm from Guelph."

Girl holding hands with dude: "Oh my God! My boyfriend's from Guelph...op...uhhhh"

Guy holding girl's hand: " boyfriend..."(the guy proceeded to get off at the next floor).

Overheard in: 90U elevator.

Does that happen?

Girl: "Guys, do you know what my biggest fear is"

Friends: "What?"

Girl: "Spontaneously combusting at the bus stop"

Overheard in: residences.

Why wouldn't there be?

One girl to another:"There's so much sexual tension in HERE."

Overheard in: laundry room.

When bad vocabulary happens to good people...

Guy one: I am telling you he had a sick tattoo.

Guy two: Which sick tattoo?

Guy one: The sickest of the sick tattoos he has.

Guy two and three: SICK!

Overheard in: 2 Blair (bus).

Well, as long as it doesn't affect your confidence...

Girl: I was going 39km over the limit but he [the officer] bumped it down to 15 so I would't get any points.

Girl's friend: That was nice of him

Girl: And like a week before I was stopped for not driving sober

Girl's friend: wow, you're a crazy driver

Girl: Yeah, but I'm not a bad driver

Overheard in: 90U elevator.

Don't judge.That's totally legit.

Girl: Yes, these pants are loose. They're meant to come off easily.

Overheard: walking in the pavillion outside Thompson residence.

That sounds pretty accurate.

Drunk man: "A real drunk never surrenders...A real drunk gets drunk and goes to school...and a real drunk drinks at school."

Overheard on: Laurier.

What happens when kids leave for University...

Boy on cell phone: "Mom it doesn't really sound like acid reflux to me, it's because you're hungover."

Overheard in: Thompson lobby.